ASS On Fire Takes You Higher

(Keeping up with my new trend of writing short and quick posts about whatever comes to my mind. Here goes another one) Suddenly one day when you are sitting around doing nothing at all.. Chilling on another weekend watching a long list of movies downloaded from the internet (Illegaly) , there comes around a movie about which you have never heard before, have no expectations from it what so ever.. and then it happens.. something clicks in place. That EUREKA moment when you realize "WTF !!.. Did they make this movie on my life ?" How can real life be so uncannily similar to a movie. This has happened to me more then once now, and the last time this happened... err.. actually its happening right now. I am watching a movie which seems to be inspired by my life, what's going on in my life right at this moment.. Its freaky.. So freaky that I have paused the movie and sat and started banging on my keys again writing this. But one thing which I have noticed that althoug...

For the past few weeks/months. I have transformed from using one Microsoft tool to another. Previously I used to work in Microsoft .Net and SQL Server tools. But for the past many months I have been using Microsoft Word, writing great/giant/huge epics of Documents, which I am not sure if anyone even reads or not. I must have ended up writing millions of words on white virtual papers and uploading these documents to Documentum for others to read and follow my instructions. (How much of the instructions are followed is left to everyone's imagination) This extensive use of Microsoft Word has led me to realize one thing. If you are using the Queen's English and using some heavy-duty words which do not make sense to the general public, then there is a great chance that those words do not make sense to MS Word as well. Now as my avid readers can easily understand that I abstain from using these flowery words when I write for them on my blog, but when I write at work I ha...

The tune.. The guitar.. the lyrics.. Love em... Every time that I look in the mirror All these lines on my face getting clearer The past is gone It went by, like dusk to dawn Isn't that the way Everybody's got their dues in life to pay Yeah, I know nobody knows Where it comes and where it goes I know it's everybody's sin You got to lose to know how to win Half my life Is in books' written pages Lived and learned from fools and From sages You know it's true All the things come back to you Sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laugh, sing for the tears Sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away, yeah Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laugh, sing for the tear Sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream until the dream come true Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream until your dream com...

I am starting a new Trend from today: During a conversation being carried out using IM, When someone needs to go for meeting/lunch/break etc etc (activities) which need more then 10 minutes. You need to say: "BBL" == Be back Later... Saying brb and going for more then 10 minutes is not acceptable. Please take care to follow this new trend/rule/directions. Exceptions : If you do not know while leaving that the concerned activity will take more than 10 mins. Then you are exempted/excused if you say BRB and are gone for more then (which then/than to use) 10 minutes. More exceptions to be added as and when I see fit . THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

More the leader ship responsibilities more things people start blaming you for :S ... But you should also follow the other mathematical corollary ... The Amount of work done is inversely proportional to higher the rank/position held by the individual :D .. (In Layman's term) . The Bigger the boss you are.. the lesser work you should do ;) .. ^^ And that completes my Noble prize winning theory for this month.. Please login at the same time next month for the next theory to change your life.. Thanks for your co-operation... and no thanks for you appreciation..and applause.. as I thoroughly deserved each and every bit of it :D THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Picasa Web Album: New Year 2011 @ Opera House Sydney

As my avid readers would have noticed till now, that all my blog posts are extremely well researched and backed up by scientific proof and years of careful observation and research. Thats what makes this blog stand out from all the ones you see on the right side of this page under the heading Fellow mumblers. They write whatever they want to.  But not me. I know I have a higher purpose in life to relieve mankind from its narrow minded thoughts and philosophies and fill it with all the blullshit crap (Have you noticed how these two words mean the same thing but are often used together as if they would mean something else. But again: I digress ) theories that I dish out on a day to day basis. But all that ends now. I am going to start a new trend in the new year. I am also going to be like the millions of other bloggers out there, and write without whim or wish and write small posts about whatever comes to my mind at any point of time in a day. Be it a one liner or a 1274 Pag...