Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Proved : The World is flat

There is still quite a lot of debate about the earth being round.

I'm pretty sure its not round, and there's actually a really neat little experiment you can do at home that disproves the "round earth" theory: 

  1. Get a round ball.
  2. Put it on top of a larger ball, representing the earth. 

You will notice how the smaller ball will roll off the larger ball, since both are round. 

If, however, you place the same ball on the ground, i.e. on the top of the round earth (the top is where ever you are, because, if the "round earth" theorists are right, the earth is round), you will notice that the ball does not roll off to one side.

This home experiment disproves the "round earth" theory, and it's a really neat trick you can do with the kids to get them involved in science from an early age. 

Kids are the future, you know.


Sunday, February 26, 2012

Yes, I can Cook

To quench the arguments once and for all.

YES.... I CAN COOK !! ...

No, These images have not been copied from the internet.

No, I have not used. Pastes and other automated crap for cooking.

So shut up now


Friday, February 24, 2012

Do you want a Zombie ?

Frustration rises when expectation from other people rises too high.

The heightened frustration level leads to the feeling of lashing out against them 

But when some thought is given to the reasons behind the people's indifference to your expectations; Sanity prevails.

Everyone has their own story and life and no one is bound to behave the way you want them to.

If they did always did things so as to make you happy. They wouldn't be individuals on their own and turn into Zombies.

So my dear friend. It's Ok.  I will learn how to prevail and live on.


Sunday, February 12, 2012

Mission Facebook Impossible

You can make your own Memes/Comic Strips here


Saturday, February 4, 2012

IT Company Appraisal Ghost

I was messaging my friend when suddenly the below conversation happened.

(Ya, I know.. I can be extremely irritating...)

(No even I don't know.. how or why the few friends who I have tolerate me)

Glossary for Non-IT People:

Appraisal: After you work your Ass off through out the year. Someone somewhere decides how your performance was on completely imaginative and speculative criterion of judgement.
Depending upon the Outcome of this 'Appraisal' , Your Salary and Promotions are decided for the next year.

H2: Half-Yearly 2, This aforementioned 'Appraisal' happens twice a year. Hence H1 and H2

Appraisal Discussion: You meet with your Boss/Manager and pretend to go discuss how your fared on the 'Goals' which your manager would have set for you before.
You pretend to have achieved all of the Goals, and your manager pretends to have graded you awesomely well on the Grading Scale.

ODC: 'Off-Shore Development Center' (Fancy name for the office where IT people work)

Swiping the Card: To get inside this 'ODC' you need to have a Magical Card, which you swipe on another magic thingy, which then makes a beep and a big magic door opens. 
Err...Still too difficult to Imagine ?? Think of it as the Hi-Tech version of Alibaba and Chaalis Chor's "KHUL JA SIM SIM".

Band: At the end of your Appraisal. You are given a band between E and A. With E being the worst (but which I pretend stands for Excellent) and A being the best. (Which I consider stands for A$$ Hole).

I don't think I am going to shoot this short film, or as a matter of complete the story. So if you want to take this idea forward. Please feel free to do so.


Thursday, February 2, 2012

Source Code - Movie Review

Recently I have been reading lots of Posts about Movie Reviews, 

So I decided to do one of my own. The Movie I want to review is one which I really Enjoyed.

Movie Name: Source Code.

Click Below to See the Review: