ASS On Fire Takes You Higher

The young man wiped his brow with his handkerchief for what seemed like the 100th time.  His palms were sweaty.  The T-Shirt which proclaimed loud and clear of “Being Human” was already drenched in sweat. It seemed like the longest day of the year to him. He had hardly slept the night before in anticipation of the next day. And on the next day had woken up at 3 AM just after an hour of shutting his eyes. His head was throbbing with a headache the likes of which he had never experienced before. He kept on checking his mobile phone every couple of minutes for any new call or message, which would put him out of this misery. The cacophony around him was enough to drive anyone over the edge He was not alone.  He was surrounded by hundreds of others just like him, all jostling for the same goal.  Suddenly someone tugged at his jeans. He thought it was a pick-pocket and got ready to grab someone’s hand and punch him in the face. After all he already had his ...

Few days ago saw a comic strip on xkcd  ( the image you see here ) on how context of sentences change when you add 3 little words: " No Pun Intended " out of context. India is my Country. All Indians are my Brothers and Sisters. No Pun Intended . And God said to Moses, "I am the Lord. I appeared to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, as God Almighty. No Pun Intended . YES WE CAN. No Pun Intended Change has come to America. No Pun Intended Live Long and Prosper. No Pun Intended Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. No Pun Intended Life is never free of contradictions. No Pun Intended Manmohan Singh   May the force be with you. No Pun Intended Here's looking at you, kid. No Pun Intended . E.T. phone home. No Pun Intended . Bond. James Bond. No Pun Intended . UPDATE : As suggested in the comments. Adding one more to the list. ASS on Fire Takes you Higher.  No Pun Intended . THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

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These 3 guys spent the whole day together in that cubicle. They shared the same desk and hung out together most of the time. Although they had arrived from different places and at different points of time, but now they were comrades, The best buds that ever were. They were from different races and their skin color was different.  One had squinty eyes, other rectangular evenly spaced eyes and the third. My oh My The Third..  If you only can look at his eyes, you would be mesmerized and be awestruck by the beauty, the symmetry, the uniqueness in those eyes. They held in them a secret which only one who has spent a lot of time with the third could comprehend. Then one day SHE arrived at their desk, and it changed everything. She had skin as fair as the maidens of lore, a skin so smooth that you would not be able to control yourself from not touching her. And when you did get to touch her, your hands would slip and slide on that smooth screen.  But behind this out...

No, Its not plagiarized. You can create your own comic strips here:  Rage Comics Builder THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!