ASS On Fire Takes You Higher

So today is again going to be one of THOSE blog posts where I take an Email I wrote, modify ( fill in Bull Excreta ) it and then post it here. This weekend in Sydney, Us three Roomies/Amigos. Think of us as the Dil Chahta hai , Zindagi na milegi na dubara Gang or something, but much better than them. We scoff and laugh on seeing ZNMD on seeing the public going Ooooo… Aaahhhh…. On watching those actors getting paid and then using Computer Graphics to show them sky diving or diving or what not.  I laughed my ass off when they showed that doing sky diving changes your life’s perspective… err… as we do those things every other weekend.  Be it fly in a jet plane.. crawl through underground caves , Surf on sand dunes , explore forests on long  bush walks/treks , run marathons , win medals for them, climb trees and swing between them (No STOP thinking of Tarzan and Monkeys), and what not. Haa…take that you Hrithik Roshan. Katrina should be kissing me and not you...

Disclamer:- The Generator of this blog is in no way responsible for the Effects Caused Due to the actions u are abt to undertake. Please use caution and keep away from the reach of children PRANK 1 1) open control panel 2) select the mouse option 3) under buttons 4) select left handed 5) and apply EFFECTS----THE MOUSE SHOULD NOW BECOME A LEFT HANDED ONE i.e.---right click becomes left and left becomes right REMEDY------JUST SWITCH BACK THE MOUSE TO RIGHT HANDED. PRANK 2 1) take a screen shot of the Desktop in which there are no applications open by pressing ptr sc (this step may vary from model to model, it has been seen that in some laptops u need to press a fn key before) 2) now open paint application 3) use the paste option from under edit to create a pic of the desktop. 4) save the pic any where in the PC. 5) go back to the desktop right click on it and under arrange icons by deselect SHOW DESKTOP ICONS 6) now set the pic u generated in step 4 and set it as the desktop back ground....