ASS On Fire Takes You Higher

These 3 guys spent the whole day together in that cubicle. They shared the same desk and hung out together most of the time. Although they had arrived from different places and at different points of time, but now they were comrades, The best buds that ever were. They were from different races and their skin color was different.  One had squinty eyes, other rectangular evenly spaced eyes and the third. My oh My The Third..  If you only can look at his eyes, you would be mesmerized and be awestruck by the beauty, the symmetry, the uniqueness in those eyes. They held in them a secret which only one who has spent a lot of time with the third could comprehend. Then one day SHE arrived at their desk, and it changed everything. She had skin as fair as the maidens of lore, a skin so smooth that you would not be able to control yourself from not touching her. And when you did get to touch her, your hands would slip and slide on that smooth screen.  But behind this out...

Happiness or Despair - (Call it sadness/depression if you want to). Am I the only one here who talks to himself ?  Oh No!! Wait. You right there with your hand on the touch-pad or the mouse, sitting on the chair, lying on your bed or hanging from the ceiling with a noose around your neck. I know you. I know you used to talk to yourself. You had wonderful and profound conversations with your inner-self, until that fateful day. When someone overheard you two talking. And since then the inner voice won't answer any of your questions. It has gone Silent. You have lost your best friend , some one who understood most of your problems, even though you two may not have agreed to everything , actually I remember all the arguments which you had. The late nights when you stayed up arguing about the cosmos, philosophy and anything under the sun. But now those days are loong gone. And that's the reason, I can see the noose is out and the voice is gone and dea...

So this is a common question which I get asked or I ask multiple times a day. What are you doing ? One of the most common responses I have received or that I provide is “ Nothing ”.  But how is that possible ? How can someone at any point in their existence be doing Nothing or in other words Not be doing Anything. Speaking in Biological terms ( which I don’t know any )  We are always either awake or sleeping ( or few other conditions like High, Unconscious etc etc, But you get my drift ).  We are always breathing. We are always metabolizing. We are always thinking. ( Although in my case I doubt this one ) So the next time when I or someone tells you that they are doing Nothing, well they are LYING . For the few pious souls out there who do not know what a lie is, Please refer to the Stanford Encyclopaedia of Philosophy . We usually provide this response in two completely contradictory scenarios: When we would like nothing better then to chat with the Qu...

Most of my blog posts are a direct result of Emails or IM conversations which I have with my best friend. I either copy the mails with lots of what I call Gyaan and what my friend calls NON-Sense or I take some small line from the Chat Conversations and turn them into full-fledged Gyaan. Today is another one of those days. This is a result of a Facebook Status Update which was: The Great Unanswered Question in Life 'At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?' Now what I am writing here is an elaborated version of what I commented on Facebook. Assumption : The theatre is full and there are no empty seats available. I will be addressing the person who has gone to see the movie as what else but PERSON. Scenario 1 : Person goes to the movie theatre alone.  So there would be two unknown people sitting beside Person, with whom Person is not acquainted with and has never met them before. Solution : With some luck or some fast movements in this situation Perso...

I am starting a new Trend from today: During a conversation being carried out using IM, When someone needs to go for meeting/lunch/break etc etc (activities) which need more then 10 minutes. You need to say: "BBL" == Be back Later... Saying brb and going for more then 10 minutes is not acceptable. Please take care to follow this new trend/rule/directions. Exceptions : If you do not know while leaving that the concerned activity will take more than 10 mins. Then you are exempted/excused if you say BRB and are gone for more then (which then/than to use) 10 minutes. More exceptions to be added as and when I see fit . THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

More the leader ship responsibilities more things people start blaming you for :S ... But you should also follow the other mathematical corollary ... The Amount of work done is inversely proportional to higher the rank/position held by the individual :D .. (In Layman's term) . The Bigger the boss you are.. the lesser work you should do ;) .. ^^ And that completes my Noble prize winning theory for this month.. Please login at the same time next month for the next theory to change your life.. Thanks for your co-operation... and no thanks for you appreciation..and applause.. as I thoroughly deserved each and every bit of it :D THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!