ASS On Fire Takes You Higher

Today morning I had couple of very interesting conversations with an Airlines Customer Care. I am quickly trying to jot down what I remember before I forget. As of now I am not in a mind to take any names and insult the airlines. So I would be calling the Airline as what else but “Airline”.  ( Ya I know I can’t think of any more imaginative names, but I am writing this so I would do what I want to. But again I Digress ) Background : Next month during travel to India I have to travel from City A to City B and since there is no direct flight, I had to book using a connecting flight through City C. So I had booked 2 flights by the same airlines flying from City A to City C and then onto City B ( my final destination ). I booked these tickets 2 months in advance to get cheap fare ( which I did ).  Being the ultra careful person that I am I took prints of all my tickets 2 months in advance, stapled, pinned and arranged them in the correct order of how and when they would...

Happiness or Despair - (Call it sadness/depression if you want to). Am I the only one here who talks to himself ?  Oh No!! Wait. You right there with your hand on the touch-pad or the mouse, sitting on the chair, lying on your bed or hanging from the ceiling with a noose around your neck. I know you. I know you used to talk to yourself. You had wonderful and profound conversations with your inner-self, until that fateful day. When someone overheard you two talking. And since then the inner voice won't answer any of your questions. It has gone Silent. You have lost your best friend , some one who understood most of your problems, even though you two may not have agreed to everything , actually I remember all the arguments which you had. The late nights when you stayed up arguing about the cosmos, philosophy and anything under the sun. But now those days are loong gone. And that's the reason, I can see the noose is out and the voice is gone and dea...

Some of the millions of my readers would know that I am a Comics Fan, and not only the adventures of our very own Chacha Chaudhary (not related to me) and Sabu , but of any super hero, villain, Star Wars or what have you. What happens when an irresistible force meets an Unmovable object? I started thinking about this quote when I was watching The Dark Knight for the Nth time.  Watching the Joker and Batman have a go at each other made me think about some more points:  Who would win if Hulk and Superman fought each other? Well in the case of Joker Vs Batman the good guy always wins. So we end up seeing Batman defeating the Joker in almost all of their encounters.  But when it comes to Superman Vs Hulk. Both are Heroes. Both have super strength. But Hulk has the advantage of not having any of the morals of Superman and not caring about the collateral damage which he dishes out in his fight. On the other hands Superman is Super Smart as well, or at lea...