ASS On Fire Takes You Higher

DISCLAIMER : I know what Ignorance means, and in what context it needs to be used. But for this theory I use it in a non-contemporary way. If any of your grammar snobs out there have any issues please take it up with my lawyer . ‘ Annoying ’: A word defined as Causing vexation or irritation; troublesome. ‘ Ignore ’: Defined as Refuse to take notice of or acknowledge; disregard intentionally. I am presenting here today my theory of the different levels and extremities of the combination of these two above words and how they interlink and lead to one other So the least serious and most common appearance of this occurs when; the second word is usually a reaction as a direct action to the first word, i.e. when someone annoys/vexes/irritates you. You ignore that person. But what happens when the reaction transpires without the action. When there is no annoyance but when you act as a consequence of past experiences and inhibitions.  May be this can be called as a case of Ch...

Did I tell my readers that I gifted myself a new laptop this Christmas. If I didn't before, I am telling you now.  The layout of the keys on the new keyboard is very different from what I had before and so I had a lot of issues in typing on the new laptop. But now I have started to love to type on this new one. I love the feel of the keys on my finger tips. How they make this unique sound when I bang on them uselessly.  And its this satisfaction that I get from this new keyboard that I am sitting here on this Saturday evening trying to write something again. But why do we or more specifically I still say that 'I am writing something' .. Isn't  that incorrect ? Shouldn't I be saying that "I am typing something" ?  But then again I don't know , when it comes to doing something creative   (Yes I do consider my blog posts to be a creative work rather then non-sense, you might not agree with me but then again, I am not WRITING here to get your appr...

More the leader ship responsibilities more things people start blaming you for :S ... But you should also follow the other mathematical corollary ... The Amount of work done is inversely proportional to higher the rank/position held by the individual :D .. (In Layman's term) . The Bigger the boss you are.. the lesser work you should do ;) .. ^^ And that completes my Noble prize winning theory for this month.. Please login at the same time next month for the next theory to change your life.. Thanks for your co-operation... and no thanks for you appreciation..and applause.. as I thoroughly deserved each and every bit of it :D THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Its been almost 5 months since I last wrote something here. That doesnt mean that I have not been doing any writing at all. You would be happy to know that I write on a regular basis and get paid for it. People who publish my writings get paid even more then me. Wait a minute, Did I quit my job in the past 5 months and become a full time writer ? Have some of my books been published, so that I am making money for myself and others ? Well, as tempting as that sounds to the amateur writer in me, sadly thats not true. I am still doing what I did last. Then why am I suddenly talking as if I am in contention for winning the next Pulitzer Prize ? One fine day, couple of months ago when I was in my office at my desk, banging at the keys of a computer, staring at a screen much like this one. An idea suddenly crept up in mind. " How would I define a Professional Writer in Layman's Terms ? " Out of habit I hit windows+r (Yes, this linux lover uses windows at work) , typed ...