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WARNING : Rambling Post.. Makes No Sense.. Please be careful of your Sanity A frustrating day in office  and then I get a mail from HR asking who wants to be the part of a Carol Singing Group . My Reply: Lalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa....  Santa Claus sat on a wall.. Santa claus had a great fall.. Up above the world so high.. Like a Santa in the Sky... Santa Santa... yes Raindeer... Did you eat the cookie.. No Raindeer.. Santa Santa..Have you any wool.. Yes Raindeer...Yes Raindeer. 3 bags full.. Is my application approved ? THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Is the title too scandalous for you ? Well let me tell you the story behind it. When I was doing my Graduation in Mechanical  Engineering , I think in the year 2005, there was an Inter-college festival in one of the other colleges of my state. One event in that festival was arranged by the Management Department of the college ( The dept. which gives out MBA Degrees ). The event was to give a Presentation on " Your Favourite Company ". Me and one of my batch mates ,  Shailesh  decided to enter this competition. ( As we needed something to write in our resumes as extra-curricular activites ) We chose our favourite company as Google. Now around 2005, In small town India, in a Mechanical Branch, people did use Google everyday whenever they went on the internet. But anyone    hardly  knew anything else about Google. We started err... Googling for Google... collected Articles from Business Publications, ...

Having a Problem with a Particular piece of Code ? Follow these simple steps to get the Solution: 1. Go to a Coding Forum. 2. Create a new account with a very Girly sounding name like: SweetPinky23 3. Create a post asking for help Hey Guys, I am fairly new to ( insert programming language   ) , and I was wondering if I can get a hand with something. I am trying to write a programme which rounds infinite and predicts the future and I am stuck at the beginning :( . Do you have any Tips ? Thanks Guys !! Pinky XOXOXOXOX 4. Check back after a Short while 18 New Comments Hi I went ahead and wrote the Program for you, It was very interesting SomeGuy44 I wrote it too but mine is a bit different. JavaHunk Hey Check out mine. IndianBillGates  Do you work in Infosys? DespoDancingDude  THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

This is the Second Post in the Series of Shit IRIS Says. The first can be found here . Although IRIS might not be able to make me a Burger, She is none the less very keen to help. Now that leads me to doubt if, IRIS is just plane stupid, But as you can see, she clearly knows better. Now that intrigues me and also freaks me out a bit, that IRIS looks like.. err.. me .. O_O I finally had enough and thought that I would tell IRIS exactly what I think of her. But I guess she didn't like it much and now tempers rose Ohh Oohh... Now I am royally Screwed.. And that Ladies and GentleMen, is How Terminator Began Many more such gems coming soon.. Keep watching this space. Phone Used:  HTC Desire Rom:  MIUI-AU You can download IRIS from  here  or scan the QR Code below The Screen shots contain black spaces where I have edited out the Oh Soo.. Un-Interesting Questions and Responses. The Label Career Reads Googl...

So I am sure, you would have heard of SIRI on the new iPhone 4S. Well we Android guys had have voice recognition for a long time now. But then came along SIRI and the world thought, Ohh Woww.. Apple innovates again. So one fine day, Narayan Babu sat down, and in 8 Hours made IRIS. (Read more about it here ) And the rest as they say is History. I have been playing with IRIS for a long time now on my phone and thought I would share some of the funniest answers that my dear IRIS has provided me with so far. Many more such gems coming soon.. Keep watching this space. Phone Used: HTC Desire Rom: MIUI-AU You can download IRIS from here  or scan the QR Code below The Screen shots contain black spaces where I have edited out the Oh Soo.. Un-Interesting Questions and Responses. The Label Career Reads Google as it has been modified using some Root only tools. THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

As we all know Data never lies. And in today's modern day and age I guess the one giant repository of data which we all believe in, have access to and can  look up in case we need; is what else but Google . Now the number of results a Search Query returns in Google should be a fare indication of the mind set of people in the world, as to what they think and search for. Yesterday I wrote a post about Job Satisfaction and that got me thinking, if there was anyway that can I collect data and may be find out some rough numbers as to what percentage of people are satisfied with their jobs. That thought led to a little experiment which hardly took all of 0.37 Seconds and I had the data at my fingertips. Today morning I ran two queries in Google and got the below results. Now what do you think that denotes ? I would leave the interpretation of the data up to you. THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

I am currently reading a Book, In The Plex: How Google Thinks, Works, and Shapes Our Lives by Steven Levy.  When I started the book I had a preconception that this book would be about the two finders, how the company came along and blah blah.. Just like the many other books/articles I have read about Google till now. So far I am only in the Second Chapter of the Book ( so this is in no ways a book review ), but the book has thrown up some surprises already. For a large part it is not only about the founders of Google, but also about the people behind the scenes, who we ( the normal junta ) never hear of. Who helped make what the company is today. A group of people who are enthusiastic about what they do. They love their work and want to change the world with that they can accomplish.  It’s this passion, this zeal, this fervor, this excitement that most of us lack.  Yesterday I was in a Google Developer Day Summit at Sydney, where I heard Tarjei Vassbotn give ...

Thanks to +Lockey McGrath ,    +Giuseppe Basile  , +Michael Sutton & +Gretchen Chappelle and the Google Australia Team at Sydney for the Wonderful time and experience. The below video was captured by Lockey on his Canon 5D markll For more details see here See if you can spot me in the video. Hint: THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

No, Its not plagiarized. You can create your own comic strips here:  Rage Comics Builder THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Some of you might know, that I mostly work on Microsoft Technologies. ( No, and I don't mean Microsoft Office ) Even though Microsoft is my Bread-and-Butter ( so to speak ) I am not a Big Fan of M$ . A long time ago when I was a Mechanical Student in college, I was surrounded by friends who were almost all Computer Science students. They were all hardcore Java or Microsoft Fans, and I don't know why or from where the Linux bug bit me. I started playing around/messing in Linux and after 3 Months or so when I had my feet set in, I removed Windows from my Laptop completely. I was an alien amongst my Computer Science friends, for them it was a Sacrilege that a Mechanical guy who should be running around with Engine Parts and Grease on his hands was dipping his nose in Linux while all of the So-Called-Computer Students were mortally afraid of it.  But time passed, I got a job in an IT firm and left my Turbine and Engine Days far behind me. And my company wanted me to w...

Ever since Google launched the Google Instant feature , Our search times have been reduced drastically, as Google starts predicting what we are trying to search depending upon what people have searched in the past. This leads to some deep insights on the collective psyche of the Human Race, by revealing How and What people think about and want to know the answers to. I guess with this post. I am going to start a new series of posts ( which may or may-not continue in the future) about what I see when I use Google Instant. The first in this Series: A look into how lazy we have become and we do so that we do not need to read a book or even watch a movie. THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!