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THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

This is an attempt to observe, from a Man’s Perspective the Blog post I read here , written by Ms. ConfusedYuppie . ( No No... No Flamewars please ) Let us first try and look at a bit of history. Prior to Independence the Manly Men ( Paedophiles ) of the nation were really interested in marrying toddlers ( Yes from my perspective a little 13 year old girl is a toddler )  And since then I am happy to see that we the Men have finally got our wits around us a bit ( still a long way to go, but a start none the less ).  So even though the average age of Men has risen only by 4 years, the average age of Women has incresed by 6 ( You go Girl ). Why this difference you ask me? ( Well even if you don’t ask me I am going to tell you anyways ) I think, the main reason for men marrying young is FRUSTRATION . Yes Yes.. Its not family pressure, its not, “Hey look man your all your friend’s are getting married and you are not” and its also not the feeling of “I have achieved enough i

So today is again going to be one of THOSE blog posts where I take an Email I wrote, modify ( fill in Bull Excreta ) it and then post it here. This weekend in Sydney, Us three Roomies/Amigos. Think of us as the Dil Chahta hai , Zindagi na milegi na dubara Gang or something, but much better than them. We scoff and laugh on seeing ZNMD on seeing the public going Ooooo… Aaahhhh…. On watching those actors getting paid and then using Computer Graphics to show them sky diving or diving or what not.  I laughed my ass off when they showed that doing sky diving changes your life’s perspective… err… as we do those things every other weekend.  Be it fly in a jet plane.. crawl through underground caves , Surf on sand dunes , explore forests on long  bush walks/treks , run marathons , win medals for them, climb trees and swing between them (No STOP thinking of Tarzan and Monkeys), and what not. Haa…take that you Hrithik Roshan. Katrina should be kissing me and not you, YOU YOU… mar

DISCLAIMER : All the information provided below is through Theoretical Studies only. No practical tests or observations have been performed to reach these conclusions. Please follow at your own discretion. The author does not take responsibility for any harm/discomfort after following the below advice. Everyday in the Morning ( Or sometimes in the noon ), I walk to work.  Its about a 2Km walk from my home to work and during this time, I have my trusted and loved Philips Head phones in my ears, plugged into my HTC Desire. ( Woww... Lots of Sponsorship plugging going on. Do I get paid for this? Hey companies out there? Free Advertising. But again I DIGRESS ). So as I was saying, the 2KM walk which when done on a lazy leisurely pace takes me about 20 minutes to complete on an average ( Depending upon the traffic lights – for Pedestrians of-course ) Now most of my friends know that I can’t dance…Err... Let’s rephrase that… I don’t dance…hmm... lil bit more. I refuse to dance. ( T

In the ISHPIRIT of Desh Bhakti and all that.. I refused to work for the Firangi's today and took a Day off from Work.... What did you do for your Country today ???  Other than posting Happy Independence Day and changing your Profile Pic to a Flag ?? Huhh ?? Huhh ?? Bharat Maata ki Jai and all That !!! P.S. : The above screen shot has been Anonynananamized for Privacy of my friends. P.P.S : As Always the Number of Likes and Comments can be used to guess the Sex of the FB User. THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Airline Ishtrikes Again… Hi there, so my vacation is now officially over, I am back to Sydney after spending about a month in India.   This is a follow up to my post a few months ago,   Airline Customer Care .  Recap – 'On my last month’s visit to Inda I had to travel from City A to City B and since there was no direct flight, I had to book using a connecting flight through City C. So I had booked 2 flights by the same Airline flying from City A to City C and then onto City B ( my final destination ).  But after a lot of cancellations and calls, (read details here ) I got my tickets from City A to City D to finally reach City B as City A -> City C flight was cancelled .' On the day of Travel, my revised first flight from City A was at 9:30 AM, arriving at City D at 11:20 and comfortably allowing me to catch my connecting flight from City D at 13:50. But I had not taken into account the Legendry Screw-up’s of Airline into consideration. I have a