ASS On Fire Takes You Higher

Riding down the busy street with absolutely no sense of the crowd, hullabaloo and the people around you. Riding in a trance, where movements come naturally to every part of the body as and when necessary. When the sub-conscious takes over and the mind is in a blissful calm taking no decisions, performing no permutations, no computations. Not thinking ahead.. Not thinking about the past.  Only the present moment. And a moment which is true unconditional harmony. The moment stretches itself. It seems endless. Like an eternal infinite journey with no destination in mind. It's only the moment which matters and the journey in which the moment dwells in.   THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

I was having a discussion with a friend about how a Man and a Woman's brain work differently. When suddenly this came up: How I imagine Girls think: When they come across something new and unknown: 1. Checks to see if any other girl has the same thing. If No: 2. Checks to see if it can be worn or applied to face. If No: 3. Checks to see if eaten , will it make her fat. If Yes: "Mehh... I didn't like it anyways" THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Background Information : I am a Bengali who is currently living in Kerala and doesn't speak Malayalam. It all started just like any other lazy weekend. Getting up at 0500 , not being able to sleep again.. blah .. blah... Finally at 1600 Hours  I decided to go and get some lunch. Took my bike , rode on road, went to shop and parked. Suddenly an Uncle comes out of no-where and starts screaming at me in Malayalam. Now me being sleep deprived on a Saturday afternoon I couldn't understand a single word he was screaming at me. ( Also the fact that I don't speak the language didn't help much I guess ) I tried to explain to him in both English and Hindi that I am not able to understand what he is saying as I don't understand Malayalam. But uncle continued his screaming match. Then I pointed to my ear and made the sign that I couldn't  hear him. ( No don't ask me why I did that. I guess in my sleepiness I thought the sign means that I don't underst...

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There is still quite a lot of debate about the earth being round. I'm pretty sure its not round, and there's actually a really neat little experiment you can do at home that disproves the "round earth" theory:  Get a round ball. Put it on top of a larger ball, representing the earth.  You will notice how the smaller ball will roll off the larger ball, since both are round.  If, however, you place the same ball on the ground, i.e. on the top of the round earth ( the top is where ever you are, because, if the "round earth" theorists are right, the earth is round ), you will notice that the ball does not roll off to one side. This home experiment disproves the "round earth" theory, and it's a really neat trick you can do with the kids to get them involved in science from an early age.  Kids are the future, you know. THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

To quench the arguments once and for all. YES.... I CAN COOK !! ... No, These images have not been copied from the internet. No, I have not used. Pastes and other automated crap for cooking. So shut up now THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Frustration rises when expectation from other people rises too high. The heightened frustration level leads to the feeling of lashing out against them  But when some thought is given to the reasons behind the people's indifference to your expectations; Sanity prevails. Everyone has their own story and life and no one is bound to behave the way you want them to. If they did always did things so as to make you happy. They wouldn't be individuals on their own and turn into Zombies. So my dear friend. It's Ok.  I will learn how to prevail and live on. THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!