Potty Time Songs

As is generally the case on this blog, the below poem also came out from a spontaneous  chat conversation I was having with a friend, 


You dont need a Hotty.. 
When you have a Comfy Potty..


A Hotty gives you shit for whatever you do..
A Potty takes all the shit you pass her to..


For a Hotty..you need to learn to press the right buttons..
For a Potty.. There is only one.


A hotty makes you run around, Round and Round..
Press a Button and in a Potty everything goes down


You need to buy perfumes to make your hotty smell good..
Well a potty smells..Err… as every other potty should


So listen up my friend..
Forget about the Hotty. When your potty is God Send !!

THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Comments

  1. Ruchi SunandanJune 14, 2012 at 10:11 PM

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! ROTFL.. Really liked!

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  2. Sameer RajimwaleJune 14, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    ROTFL... hah aha too good.. Roy... who reminded you of this topic! ?? :)

    SAMEER RAJIMWALE

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  3. S.V.Sai babaJune 14, 2012 at 11:54 PM

    Congratulations! You are on my list of recipients of the Versatile Blogger Award. You may want to check out how this works and whether I had anything nice to say about you at the award post at:
    http://svsaibaba.blogspot.in/2012/06/versatile-blogger-award200-postings-and.html

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  4. cosmic_wandererJune 15, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    @Ruchi..

    Err.. This kind of humour is not everyone's pot of tea, Glad that you liked it

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  5. cosmic_wandererJune 15, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    @ Sameer,
    My new roommate :P

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  6. cosmic_wandererJune 15, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    @Mr S.V. Saibaba,

    I am honoured and glad that you liked my mumblings enough to grant me this award.

    Cheers

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  7. Danny SimonJune 15, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    Haha! Good one!

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  8. anatreekJune 18, 2012 at 4:29 AM

    My god!!..the potty will be eternally grateful to u! :D

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  9. TTTJune 20, 2012 at 1:41 AM

    rofl !!!!

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  10. LalitaJanuary 30, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    hilarious n crazy is this n u as well

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