I am Complan Boy

Teacher: If there are 10 Giraffes in a class room and each of them shakes hand with the other 9 Monkeys, What will the amount of rainfall on the Moon ?


Student: Maam, The correct Answer is Batman shot the Sheriff.


Teacher:  Wooww...that’s absolutely correct. How did you know?


Student: Coz I am a Complan Boy !!


Moral of the Story: 
Please be careful when crossing the street.







P.S. - WHAT ?? !!! You thought at some-point this would make some sense ? Did you ?

P.P.S. - Aaahh... FISH IT !! ... Yes this does have a hidden meaning. Now go away and come back when you figure out what it is

THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Comments

  1. UnknownDecember 6, 2011 at 7:21 PM

    Well superman says Boost is the secret of my energy !!

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  2. Sunil DeepakDecember 8, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    I know the real meaning. It is thursday today.

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  3. bemoneyawareDecember 8, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    Had a great laugh..LOL

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  4. UmaDecember 25, 2011 at 4:19 AM

    still figurin out :) oly spiderman can help me ;)

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  5. VARUN.K.RDecember 25, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    no way... only shakthiman:)

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