Friday, September 5, 2008

You know you’re an engineer if...

1. You still own a drafter and actually know how to use it.

2. The sales person at the IBM store can not answer any of your questions.

3. You own a white shirt and a white pair of socks.

4. You have never washed your clothes since you entered your college

5. You and your Girl friend are looking wistfully at the sky...she is looking at the moon and you are trying to locate a GEO-Synchronous satellite.

6. You know what a Geo Synchronous Satellite actually is.

7. At home, you rearrange the washing machine to maximize dirty clothes density.

8. You stare at an orange juice container because it says 'concentrate'.

9. You know the direction the water swirls when you flush and have used this information to extrapolate your GPS coordinates.

10. You own a software program to design the furniture layout in your house.

11. You've tried to repair a 5Rs radio, and used 20Rs worth of solder to do it.

12. You have no life and can prove it mathematically.

13. During DIWALI Dinner you find yourself calculating the load-bearing capacity of Sharma Aunty’s chair.

14. You spent more on your computer than you did on your bike.

15. You've already calculated how much money you make per second.

16. You buy your Girlfriend a New DVD Drive for her Birthday.

17. Upgrading your RAM or buying Chocolates for your girlfriend is a moral dilemma.

18. You look at your girlfriend's hair and comment that is straight and parallel.

19. Your calculator has more computing power then a Pentium 2 Processor.

20. You know you are an engineer if you have read this post to the end.

This is Cosmic Blasting OFF............


Anonymous said...

Posting this as anonymous coz my bf who's an engineer will shout otherwise... :p
Well...we were talking about my bra, we he started referring to my bra straps as the "connecting wires" :p

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