If it can be Googled, don't ask me

For anyone who comes to me with Stupid Questions. I have the following:

Rule of thumb: If it can be Googled, don't ask me!




Unless of course:


A. You are too lazy to Google it, so you rather use me to do it for you.


B. You don't have time to Google it, so you rather use my time to do it for you.


C. You don't trust Google, in which case you trust that I might end up Googling it anyways..(circularity here..)


D. You already searched in Google, to no avail.


E. You can't Google (that's sad).


F. Your question is really unGooglable. (What kind of question is that?)


G. You want the human element in the mix, you want to interact with me (how nice of you).


H. Other possible scenarios (?).



THIS IS COSMIC BLASTING OFF !!!!!!!!

Comments

  1. Pooja AbhayOctober 18, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    Other scenarios..maybe Pichhle janam ka badla!!!

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  2. dbOctober 18, 2011 at 4:33 AM

    And if it can't be googled then also don't ask me.

    ReplyDelete
  3. cosmic_wandererOctober 18, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    @Pooja..

    Poor lil ..Innocent me.. Maine kiska kya bigada hoga pichley janam mein :(

    ReplyDelete
  4. cosmic_wandererOctober 18, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    @Bhupendra..

    TRUE !! .. But cant say that face to face , as the tables may and do turn often in a work place ;) :)

    ReplyDelete
  5. UnknownOctober 18, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    I think one of our fellow frustoo soul came up with this

    LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU !!!

    http://lmgtfy.com/

    ReplyDelete
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  7. cosmic_wandererOctober 26, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    @Ashwini ...

    Grrrr.... :P

    ReplyDelete

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